English

I'm intelligent, funny, good looking, and well-mannered, basically, if I'm in a room, I'm most likely the greatest mother f'er in that room. I'm also incredibly modest. I long to be a pirate yet I'm stranded in the midwest. Irony is most surely a ****. But if my pirate dreams are never fulfilled then perhaps I can find something else involving killing, stealing and booty. Oh, sweet booty! I'm the guy that takes the joke way too far. I'm also the person most likely to say the sh*tthat everyone is thinking, but noone is stupid enough to verbalize. If they made sticking your foot in your mouth a sport, I'd be Lance Armstrong (sans the nut cancer, be assured everything down there is in proper working order).

Sagittarius

Fit

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Green

Caucasian

Never Married

No

Not Sure

Eyes

Brown

Yes

University Degree

Full-time

Administrative / Management

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

Alone

All Is Calm

No

Yes - Socially

Class Clown

Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious

Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Family, Theater

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert

Group sex? haha, I dunno. All kinds of things probably.

Not Religious

Never

Liberal

To love and to be loved, to be happy, to find someone that I can make a life with.

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Dramas, Movies, Reality Shows

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller

Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Folk, Punk

Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Music, Poetry, Science Fiction

I'm a huge fan of theater, so going to New York on a trip and seeing a different broadway show everynight would be pretty awesome.

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

Doesnt Matter, Date