English

I take offense to people who are easily offended and take themselves too serious. I can pretty much find humor in just about anything and everything in some way, shape, or form. I like to think I'm witty and almost always the first to fire a joke or one-liner, and find myself to be the only one one laughing at it more often than not. I seem to have a personality that isn't quite wired and always welcomed by the mainstream sheeple. That works just fine for me because the feeling is very mutual most of the time. Just recently decided to stop ignoring certain thoughts and urges because it doesn't make sense to me to deny yourself pleasure in life just because it's not what the "normal" majority would agree with.

Cancer

Average

Blue

Caucasian

Separated

Yes - Sometimes At Home

No

Eyes

Strategically Placed Tattoo

Dark Blonde

No pets

Some College

Self-employed

Contruction / Craftsman

Contractor

All Is Calm

Yes - Often

No

Unaffiliated

Never

Middle Of The Road

To have my money work for me instead of me working for my money to allow me the freedom to do whatever the fuck I want

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs

Rock, Metal, Pop, Blues, Punk

Biography, History, Humor, Instructional, Religious, I Don't Like Reading

This too is totally circumstantial

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

Date, Intimate, Committed, Doesnt Matter, Domination