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MaxSwell71 Profile Information

What the hell, am I right?
Age 54 From San Francisco, California - Online - 5 days ago
Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Japanese
I Would Describe Myself As  
A carbon-based lifeform. Modest, unassuming. Kind to small animals, children, and many mollusks.
Sign  
Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Muscular
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Web Developer
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
We hang out at my apartment and watch The Three Stooges for 6 hours. I know, I know, you're tired of hearing about my fantasies...
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I want to sit in the back row of a movie theater with you and pay more attention to you than the movie. That's not really such a stretch with what Hollywood has been churning out lately. Let's discuss it awkwardly over too many drinks.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
I'd like to make enough money so that I can retire and travel the world making other people uncomfortable with my success. Actually, I guess I already make them kind of uncomfortable, but you have to dream, baby.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Classical, Metal, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Supernatural, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Like all men, sitting at home and playing video games in my underwear. I've heard there are other interesting activities one can do in one's underwear, but I have my doubts...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Oddities, Humor, Good Looks
What Do You Look For?  
I've known many transsexuals, but I've never really gotten to know one that had any real identity beyond her sexual identity. Just once it'd be nice to meet one that has read a book, plays an instrument, or is interested in something other than serial botox injections. Seriously, I'll take a stamp collector, or a ping-pong player.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date
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