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What the hell, am I right?
Age 54 From San Francisco, California -
Online - 5 days ago Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, Japanese |
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I Would Describe Myself As | A carbon-based lifeform. Modest, unassuming. Kind to small animals, children, and many mollusks. |
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Sign | Pisces |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Muscular |
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My Height Is | 5' 8 (1.73 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Blue |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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Body Art | Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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My Hair Is | Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Computers / Electronic |
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My Job Title Is | Web Developer |
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I Make This Much In A Year | More Than $150,000USD |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | All Is Calm |
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I'm A Smoker | No |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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My Social Behavior Is | Comedic |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Staying At Home, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | We hang out at my apartment and watch The Three Stooges for 6 hours. I know, I know, you're tired of hearing about my fantasies... |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | I want to sit in the back row of a movie theater with you and pay more attention to you than the movie. That's not really such a stretch with what Hollywood has been churning out lately. Let's discuss it awkwardly over too many drinks. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly |
Views
My Religion Is | Atheist |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Liberal |
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My Goal In Life Is | I'd like to make enough money so that I can retire and travel the world making other people uncomfortable with my success. Actually, I guess I already make them kind of uncomfortable, but you have to dream, baby. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Classical, Metal, Rock |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Classic, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Supernatural, Science Fiction |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Like all men, sitting at home and playing video games in my underwear. I've heard there are other interesting activities one can do in one's underwear, but I have my doubts... |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Flirtatiousness, Oddities, Humor, Good Looks |
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What Do You Look For? | I've known many transsexuals, but I've never really gotten to know one that had any real identity beyond her sexual identity. Just once it'd be nice to meet one that has read a book, plays an instrument, or is interested in something other than serial botox injections. Seriously, I'll take a stamp collector, or a ping-pong player. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Date |