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Age 56 From Yuba City, California -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Couple
Basic Information
| First name | John |
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| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I speak 48 languages including the tribal one with the clicking noises, I can write in braille and divide by zero, I urinate premium gourmet coffee, and my natural scent attracts doves. My genius is so profound that I can solve a Rubik's Cube without touching it. I once accidentally took over a small country just by showing up on a tour bus. My likes are walks on the beach, midieval french poetry and midgets. My dislikes are bears, people who say "ummm" too often, and the poors. I am writing the screenplay for an epic movie about my life entitled, WTF? - I Mean, Really. I started this page to score points with a girl, so, as is plainly evident to anyone who's had as much to drink as I have, I don't know what I'm doing. |
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| Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Slim |
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| My Height Is | 6' 0 (1.83 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Butt |
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| My Hair Is | Dark Blonde |
Status
| My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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| I Live | Alone, With Roomate(s) |
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| At Home | All Is Calm |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Socially |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Brain |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Observant, Friendly |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Photography, Music, Movies, Cooking |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Could be you? |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | ask me |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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| My Goal In Life Is | To fulfill as many sexual fantasies as is physically possible within the time I've left on this planet. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Re-runs |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Punk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Science, Science Fiction, Technical |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Laughing at old Japanese Monster Movies, spending money, traveling, fish hunting, making music, taking pictures, wrestling with dogs, outrageously outlandish and gratuitously kinky sex! |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate, Other, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Strap On Sex |
